There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is The Force.
-----After a nong nong time-----
There is an addition to The Code:
There can be death lah actually, when there are females.
Let me tell you a story about a not so long time ago in a galaxy that is the one we are in now ah, not far far away that one ah, there is one Shithead by the name of Juhani and her Shithead Master, Master Shithead Quatra. Shithead Juhani belongs to the species known famously as Females. The Female species is known throughout the galaxy for their supreme play-hard-to-get tactics in relationships, wonderful command of Men's flow of money at their advantage and Damn Fluctuating and uncontrollable emotions. Juhani and her master are both members of The Cock-Up. One fateful day, while Master Shithead Quatra and Juhani were having a training session, in a moment of craziness and frenzy, Juhani striked at her master leaving her critically injured. Shocked at what she had done, Juhani became very guilty and as time passes, her guilt turned to ignorance under the influence of the Dark side. The Cock-Up despatched Shithead Zion to bring Juhani back to the Light. However, it seems that Shithead Zion, was made a real damn bloody Shithead in the end.....
Juhani : Who are you, what do you want, I have nothing to do with you.
Zion : I am Zion, I am here to help you.
Juhani : HA!!! HHHhhhhhooooooo! You want to help me?!? You sure not??!!?? Hahahahaha!!!
Zion : Juhani, I am here to help you, I care about you.
Juhani : F**k off lah, I don't need your care. I have some other people to care for me. Who are you?!? LOL!!! Look at you!!! Wahahahaha!! HHHhhhhooooo!!!
Zion : ...
Juhani : Don't care about me. I was too impulsive to strike at Master Shithead Quatra. I couldn't control my emotions because I didn't trust her. I was too naive to have thought that she was giving me less than the best she could and was witholding things from me. I was once naive. Leave me alone.
Zion : It's ok Juhani. I was once naive too.
Juhani : Would you do me a favour?
Zion : My pleasure =)
Juhani : Don't copy what I say lei...
Zion : ...I think this must be a misunderstanding...but it's ok...I will have it your way then...I change..
Juhani : Since I didn't exactly say what it was and that you've removed the phrase on your own accord, it's pretty obvious there's no misunderstanding at all. Thank you.
Zion : Er.....??.....ok.
Alright Zion says:
Nono not that Shithead Zion...it's Zion...Although I am quite a Shithead myself lah but anyway...
OK
Zion says:
Please lah, people care for you you ignore people nvm lah still say nasty things at people. People care for you then go and find you, talk to you, get involved with you and spend their time on you. You think Zion...er I mean Shithead Zion...so free arh. You think he got go spend his time go and talk C**k and get involed with any Tommy Dicky or Harry Pussy?? Yes? No?!?..........Talk C**k. You also don't know yes or no so don't tell me yes or no. Anyway, then when people say he was once naive you also have to go and give your sarcastic comments. People say he once naive means he copy you...huh?!? K Fine misunderstanding nvm, you not happy people change suit your way, he go and change loh. Change already still want to sarcastic somemore say you didn't say what the phrase was and since he change on his own accord so obviously there's no misunderstanding. Wah...very the obvious hor. Means he purposely copy you one lah?!? Sial lah...you best lah well done lah. Even the porkchop chickenchop karatechop steak also not as well done as you lah. It's sooooo Obvious that the phrase was 'I was once naive' lah! What other phrases were there in what he said?!? It could only be that one that you were refering to man! Also, on his own accord?!? Wah...you really very the best the well done lah. Your definition of on his own accord is quite the wierd leh. You already say ask him to stop using your content as his already still say on his own accord? People nice listen to you change for you then you still like that sarcastic him. Aiya nvm lah up to you lah. You happy then good for you lah ok.
No wonder The Code says 'There can be death lah actually, when there are females'.
不死都会给女人气死啦！
Oh yah forgot one thing, may The Force be with you lah...
Actually I also don't know whether he wants to be with you or not....up to him lah...he happy also then good lah...haha...whatever lah......er wait....The Force should be 'it' right?....aiyah whatever lah 'her' I also don't care lah...be with you happy happy together happily ever after lah hor...Byebye!
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