Yesterday, my friend and I were taking a stroll along Clarke Quay when we reached this traffic junction. We were glad that the lights turned green for us just when we reached it but when we were about to step out onto the road, we saw something..........
Me : We just have to cross the next road and we'll be near to Clarke Quay.
MF : Come, let's go...the lights have turned green for us.
Me : Cool..........wait wait wait...look.....
MF : Ya.....I saw...
Me : What the f**k do you think he was trying to do..?...
We were about to step out onto the road when we saw this taxi driver advancing his vehicle. He looked as if he was trying to drive off his vehicle when the lights were still red. The lights for us were still green and still then. He started to reverse his vehicle back to the designated stopping line when we started to cross the road. I had no idea what the driver was trying to do but I decided to walk even slower across the road and took the full green-man time.
Me : Let's walk slower, shall we =D?
MF : Of course, it's still the greeeeeeen-man.
Me : Such a pity, if I had a placard with me, I would have carried it with me while crossing, with the words : ' To all you F**king drivers who can't F**king see the F**king lights, IT IS STILL GREEN FOR ME!!!!!' I will take the card with me and parade in front of the driver until my time is almost up.
MF : Sounds cool to me.
Me : It definitely is.
Zion Says :
All you drivers out there you better wake up your F**king idea. Especially taxi drivers, you make me Du La*, I'll make sure I complain you until jia lat jia lat. You are driving a taxi, not a red ferrari. You think you who, Michael Schumacher arh? Don't know what the F**k you rushing for you know. You rush rush rush then later you go Long one Suay Kia then his kids become fatherless. Then because of that the mother has to become a taxi driver also. KNN C***B** because of you you know. You all better F**king STOP at zebra crossings. Even if you don't stop just slow down lah. CCB everytime I cross zebra crossing you all must fight with me. Don't even slow down don't even stop. All you drivers better watch out you know, taking down vehicle numbers then complaining about the driver is my forte. Very soon the TP or LTA will come and find you. You all still want your driving license then better F**king drive properly. Buay Ta Han you all you know...
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