HHHHhhhhhhooooooooo!!!

In this world, there are 2 kinds of people. Winners and Losers. You might disagree with me but it's ok because I don't give a F**k about that because I'm right. Everybody wants to hear stories about Winners. Now let me tell you a story about a Loser, all about the Loser.




One day, Loser was just doing the things he do in the way he does. Everything was just like it should be every other day. Suddenly, on this fateful day, a bunch of Winners came upon Loser and decided that they should do something.




W1 : You S**k lah...you cannot find gf then you jealous then talk C**k about us females.

W2 : You loser lah. Disgrace to men you know. What the F**k is wrong with you man? Men should give their C**ks for women. We should serve them like dogs man! Our money is their money, of course we should spend on them! This is Love. Serving them like a dog is called being a Gentleman, being a GUY. I'm a GUY. So don't call me a GAY. You are a disgrace to me. You are a loser.

L : Ooooohhhhhh.....Pai seh arh...I didn't know....thanks ah....GAY=)...Good luck with serving women like a dog. Good luck with splurging your money on them. Good luck with your Love. Good luck with being such a Gentleman. Good luck GAY=)

W3 : You are such a loser. Talk so much for what. Why don't you give your C**k lah. You F**king loser.

L : Why would I want to give my C**k away? Helllo??? Are you reading my blog??!!?? Are you blind?? Yooooohoooooooo???!!!??? How many is this? ..l..

W3 : Er...

L : Er..Er KI LA*.....It means F**K YOU UNDERSTAND!.....HHHhhhhhhhoooooooo!!!

W4 : You are a disgrace to mankind lah. YOUR interpretation of the bible is crap. You confirm screw-up your literature big time man. And may God bless YOU for using his name.

L : My interpretation of the bible? Can you find anywhere in my blog that said that I was interpreting the bible? Did I say that I was telling you about the bible? Assume...yada yada yada. Why not then you assume that you are a women, if you are not already one. Then you assume that I'm a man. Then you assume that I smack your pathetic face to wake up your F**king idea. Go back to school man! Go F**k your literature! And may God bless YOU for using MY name in your name.




Sometimes Love just ain't enough. How true is that.

Many a times people need more than a F**king slap to wake up their F**king idea.


People get upset and offended when they read the criticisms about women. They feel that there are much more screwed-up Men. Women get upset because they think they are so damn such a High-Being. They only like guys who are GentleMan. Pulls out the seat whenever they want to sit down. Attend to every door. Pay for every F**king little thing. That is being GentleMan. That is Love. That is being a MAN. Only the guy who tries hard enough and is worthy will get them.. ..l..

Men get offended because they think that I'm challening their norm of being a C**k. They think that as a Man, he should be a gentleman. A gentleman should fulfill everything that's said above. Looks like when I blogged about women, I missed out on men.

Men go to such lengths to please women for what? For Love? What is Love? To have sex with her? So that is your definition of being a Gentleman?

Ouch.. Ouch.......Yes yes I know I hit the bull's eye in your heart but let me finish....it ain't no hurting enough yet=)....anyway...

Love. You can tell me the bullshit about love is not just about sex and everything. Don't look at pornography then gentlmen. Don't have lustful thoughts about women. When you first see a woman, do you see and say 'Wah that woman is such a nice person...althought she's damn ugly and fat but I want her to be my gf or wife because she's such a nice person or do you say 'I want her to be my gf because she is pretty'? Don't go to clubs. Go to clubs for what? Enlarge your social circle lah? To make more friends lah? To meet other fellow GentleMen like you lah? ..l.. Don't have sex with your gf then. Don't have sex with your wife then. Don't even have any sexual thoughts about your gf or wife. Don't get intimate with them. Get so intimate for what? Huh? HUH?!? ..l..

All you people trying to tell me what is a Gentleman supposed to be and how I'm not one. Well let me tell you what a Gentleman is NOT supposed to be then. Gentlemen don't post comments on blogs using a stupid name. Gentlemen identify themselves when they want to speak. Gentlemen know when to speak and when not to speak. Gentlemen know better than to disturb someone they don't know, or someone who doesn't know nor care about them.

Wait wait......huh?....Huh?!?...what?..what you say? Louder?

Oh so now you say am I not as screwed-up as you all are? Am I not as imperfect as any man is?

Did I ever say that I'm not screwed up? Did I ever claim to be perfect?

So now if you think you are half that better than me, that more gentleman than me.....don't even bother to think again.....because your minds are already set in that kind of mentality that ain't no shit can go inside nor stay inside. Don't come and criticise me when you don't even have any reason to talk to me.

To all the 'GentleMen' out there, I give you my blessings. May your C**k bless you.




I salute you. ..l..