Sian-diao Mad Rush Transit (SMRT)

Recently, I had a chance to take part in this exercise. Participants were given a chance to have a meaningful and memorable experience with Sian-diao Mad Rush Transit (SMRT). My friend, My Friend(MF), and I took part in it. True enough, the experience was really unforgettable....................


*Rumble* *Rumble*



Me : Eh which station we getting off arh?

MF : The next one loh.

Me : Wah, today like got a lot of people hor?

MF : Yah, don't know all come from where one.

Me : Yah, I also don't know lei..........suddenly feel like Singapore population very big sial.

MF : *silence*.....

Me : Eh go go...our station..


*After moments of pondering where those people in the same transit as us were from...we have reached our destination but the sight we saw....................we never wanted to see it again...*


MF : Wah La* Eh.....So many people outside there waiting to chiong us...

Me : Wah F**k lah...They confirm chop plus guarantee money back won't let us go out first one loh...they all also stand outside there sui sui liao loh...

MF : F**k care them lah...just push our way through...

Me : Confirm jia lat jia lat......


*As the doors open, those people gushed in like mad water. For a moment, I thought I was at Crazy Underwater World. As we waddled through them, they never stopped coming in. From the center of the doors, we were reduced to squeezing through from the side of the doors.*


Me : Eh jia lat man.....I think we Hollow Man leh transparent one.....they can't seem to see us lei......wtf...

MF : What to do..........here Singapore mah.




Lessons :
1. The Yellow boxes marked in front of the station doors are not designated smoking areas. They are spaces designated for you C**ks to stand inside so that you don't F**king block people like me who are coming out.

2. Passengers coming out from the trains have priority over you getting your Big Fat A** inside and onto that seat. Let them come out before you try to squeeze inside and do a reverse parking of your A**.

3. Even if you want to squeeze, don't KNN C***B** go and squeeze those people coming out to the side lah. At least let them pass through from the middle lah. Later they kena trapped in between the station and train doors then you go and save them is it? You think you what? Superman arh? Clark Kent arh? Here Singapore leh...not Smallville. Please lah..........but true lah...Singapore quite the small also..