Sunday, November 05, 2006

O...What Bullshit

Love?


What is love.


Let me tell you a cock and bull story..........


Cock : Bull, I love you.

Bull : I think I have fallen in love with another, cock.

Cock : Who is that cock?!?

Bull : My 'kor'.

Cock : Huh?!?

Bull : My 'kor'.

Cock : Huh?!?...Your cock?!?

Bull : MY 'KOR' LAH YOU C***B**!

Cock : Oh...

Bull : Yah...I think..........Let's break-up..

Cock : You want to break-up with me because of your 'co..'...

Bull : 'KOR'...

Cock : Yah...

Bull : I'm sorry.

Cock : Sigh.....Alright.....I wish you all the best for you and your 'Cock' then...

Bull : Wa La* Eh.......'K'..'Kkk'...............KNN LAH...




Moral of the story :
Don't trust any guy your girlfriend calls 'kor'. You won't know when her 'kor' will become her 'cock'.

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