What a joke

I was going about doing my daily routine when my friend told me this joke. It was a nice joke that almost left me with a tummy ache from all the laughing. Although it was just a joke, it left me pondering how large the extent of the manifestation of stupidity through a woman can be....................




This is a story about an Ah Lian and Ah Beng.....

One day, Ah Lian came back from shopping. Among all the stuff she bought, she decided to take out 'The Box'.....several moments later, she decided to call Ah Beng...


Ah Lian : Eh Ah Beng, you free bo?

Ah Beng : Simi La* J*ao?

Ah Lian : Help me, come.

Ah Beng : What help you c*m?...That one also need my help meh?

Ah Lian : F**k you lah...come my house lah!

Ah Beng : Come your house zuo simi la* j*ao?!?

Ah Lian : I just now buy one puzzle but don't know how to make lah.

Ah Beng : Simi puzzle?.....What picture one?

Ah Lian : Mm Zai lah...Just one big chicken lah.....All the pieces look like same one lei...come help me make the puzzle.

Ah Beng : Wah La* eh...you ga* bo liao leh...


After several minutes, Ah Beng reached Ah Lian's house. When Ah Beng saw what Ah Lian was doing, he could not believe his eyes.....


Ah Beng : Eh Ah Lian!...WTF you doing??!!??

Ah Lian : Nah...this one lah!...the puzzle lah so hard to make one.....

Ah Beng : Wah LA* EH!!.....Simi puzzle?!?...I pa..pa...pa your C***B** LAH!!!.....KNN put the Cornflakes back into the box lah!!!

Ah Lian : ...-.-...




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